Zombies and Terminators

In honor of World War Z’s release today, I would like to reblog this post from over a year ago titled, “Zombies and Terminators.” It is a funny poem I wrote which parodies Robert Frost’s famous poem “Fire and Ice.” If you are unfamiliar, Frost’s short poem is about how the world ends through either fire or ice. Since zombies and terminators also deal with the end of the world it all just fell right into place. I think this is something all movie fanatics would get a kick out of. Enjoy! =)


Movie Review: Stranger Than Fiction

Movie PosterAuthor Karen Eiffel (Emma Thompson) is writing a fiction novel about an IRS agent, Harold Crick (Will Ferrell), who lives a very mundane and lonely life. In fact, she is writing about the days leading up to his tragic yet poetic death. The only problem is Harold Crick is actually a real person. He is every bit as real as Karen Eiffel accurately depicts him to be to the slightest detail. Somehow, as Mr. Crick lives his life, he is able to hear Karen’s words in his head as she is typing out her story. He at first tries to ignore the voice but it becomes so distracting it begins to effect his job.

Eventually he hears the voice say, “Little did he know that this simple, seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.” This sets off the panic alarm for Harold. He visits a psychologist and eventually literary Professor Jules Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman) to help him make sense of it all. With the aid of Professor Hilbert, Harold Crick has to determine why this omniscient voice seems to know of his “imminent death” so he can prevent it from happening.

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Movie Review: Safety Not Guaranteed

imageA fun and enjoyable ride all the way through, Safety Not Guaranteed carries us through a rare journey that dares you to let go of logic and believe the impossible. These quirky characters are able to pull off a story that dances around mystery, insanity, science, fiction, friendship, hope, love, and blind faith.

A staff writer at a Seattle-based magazine looking for a story, along with two interns, are intrigued by a classified ad from a man seeking help to travel back in time with him. They are baffled that someone would post such an odd request and want to find out if this guy is serious. The trio of writers decide to take a trip to the rural town where he is from. They begin to investigate him; first, from a distance and then, by befriending him. The more they learn about him, the more they realize this guy is serious — he really is hatching a plan to travel back in time.


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Movie Review: The Bay

imageFinally, a fresh take in the “found footage” horror genre. This movie is “bugged” out in the literal sense of the word. If an infestation of bugs is on your list of worst fears then this movie will freak you out!

The Bay takes you for a ride of widespread panic as we watch an unexplained and fast-spreading outbreak takeover the unsuspecting town of Claridge. The community members try to enjoy their annual Fourth of July Festival. Unfortunately for them, deadly microscopic parasites infest the bay that hosts their festival and caters their drinking water.

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